College Essay Topics:

Improv = Life
   Mostly Written

Monkey Hierarchy vs. Human Society
   Unattempted

Favorite Pants
   Going Suckishly

Music
   Complete

Bat Mitzvah
   Abandoned

USY
   Too Generic

Languages
   Has Potential

They all sound very obvious, boring, and overused.  But they're getting the Pika Pika spin on them, so we'll see what they end up like.  The completed essays will be posted here after I have applied.  Stay tuned.

Currently listening to:
I've Been Expecting You
By Robbie Williams